Songs of the Bouvi

Besides my famous theme song I have put together a collection of songs about various things in my little world. I hope you enjoy this wonderful collection of new and all time favorites.

First we start out with a tribute song for Timeless Rage telling of their adventures in the Molten Core. Sung to the tune of The Devil went down to Georgia.

TR went down to the Core
Looking for some bosses to kill
They are devine and not behind
They're willing to make a kill

When they came across ole Lucifron
Talking to his peeps and acting all hot
And TR just jumped up in front
And said, "Boy" let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But TR has entered the Core
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you

Now you've killed many a guild
But give TR their due
We'll bet our our little guild will claim your soul
Cause we know we're better than you

The boss said "My name's Luci
And it will make me grin
I'll take you bet, your gonna regret
Cause I'm the best that's ever been"

TR buffin up your crew
And the battle will be hard
Cause hell's broke loose in the Core
And the Luci's dealin the cards
And if you win
You get a ton of loot and gold
But if you lose, Luci will eat your souls

Lucifron with a snarl on his face
he said "I'll start this show"
And bolts flew from his finger tips
As he started to glow
And he threw bolts across the room
And he made a evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And he said "how about something like this?"

As Luci came TR said
Well you're, pretty good old son
But follow our warrior right there
And we will show you how it's done

Fire in the mountain watch Tora soar
TR's in the raid at the Molten Core
Luci's in the frying pan shouting out doh!
It is such an amazing sight Go-TR-Go!

Luci bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that leet loot
On the ground at TR's feet
TR said "Luci just come on back
If you ever want to try again
We done told you once, you son of a demon
We're the best that's ever been"

Fire in the mountain watch Tora soar
TR's in the raid at the Molten Core
Luci's in the frying pan shouting out doh!
It is such an amazing sight Go-TR-Go!

Wasn't that a rush? It's not over yet. Next we have the classic song Bouviman Can sung to the tune of Candyman.

Who can take a ogre, kick him in the jewels
Finish that quest for a gold piece of two
The Bouviman, oh the Bouviman can
The Bouviman can 'cause he stabs you in the back and makes your death look good

Who can sneak up and kill you with a sigh
Soak in your blood and make a grown horde cry
The Bouviman, oh the Bouviman can
The Bouviman can 'cause he stabs you in the back and makes your death look good

The Bouviman makes every death satisfying and delicious
Now you talk about your PvP wishes, you can't even dodge the swishes

Oh, who can take tomorrow, listen to them scream
Separate the sorrow and dash apart their dreams
The Bouviman, oh the Bouviman can
The Bouviman can 'cause he stabs you in the back and makes your death look good

The Bouviman makes every death satisfying and delicious
Now you talk about your PvP wishes, you can't even dodge the swishes

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, who can take tomorrow, listen to them scream
Separate the sorrow and dash apart their dreams
The Bouviman, oh the Bouviman can
The Bouviman can 'cause he stabs you in the back and makes your death look good
Yes, the Bouviman can 'cause he stabs you in the back and makes your death look good

Wow that bring back memories. Next up on the docket is a 80s favorite called PickIt. Sung to the tune of WhipIt.

Pick that lock
Give the guy his loot
Talk in trade
Pick another lock

When a lockbox comes along
I must pick it
Before their loot sits too long
I must pick it
Even if it's strong
I must pick it

now pick it
locks popped
give them loot
get payed
who's next
step right up
try to detect traps
it's not too late
to pick it
pick it good

When thorium comes around
I must pick it
I will never live it down
Unless I pick it
I don't get my pay
Until I pick it

I say pick it
pick it good

Now that Devo can sure sing a Bouvi ballad. Amazing and it is not over yet. Next up we step back in time a bit more to the days of disco. Here is Staying Alive sung to the tune of the same named song.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my blade,
I'm a killing elf: hiding in the shade.
Battle loud and blood warm, I've kicked around
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may die another way.
You can try to understand
the cheap shot effect on your man.

Whether you're a ogre or whether you're a troll,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
See the Bouvi breakin' and everybody shakin',
and I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I spare low and I kill high,
and if I can't find high, I really try.
Got the spurs of mithril on my shoes.
I'm a night elf rogue and I can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
You can try to understand
the cheap shot effect on your man.

I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
See the Bouvi breakin' and everybody shakin',
and I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

Well our time is getting short but I think we can throw in one more song. This song is a more current song. We have Bouvi sung to the tune of Hero.

Bouvi's so high, he can see Horde
Bouvi's so high, he can see Horde
Whoa, but the Horde...no, the Horde can't see him

And they say
That Bouvi could kill us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold onto the wings of the duskbats
He'll watch as we all fly away

Someone told me
Bouvi would all kill us
I'm afraid that can be
Look what rogues gave us

A world full of killing
And blood spilling
That world never came

And they say
That Bouvi could kill us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold onto the wings of the duskbats
He'll watch as we all fly away

Now that the world is ending
It's love that I'm sending to you
It isn't the love of Bouvi
And that's why I fear it won't do

And they say
That Bouvi could kill us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold onto the wings of the duskbats
He'll watch as we all fly away

And he's watching us
he's watching us
As we all fly away

Thank you for coming out today and singing these songs with us. Stop back again anytime you feel the need to express your voice.